Saturday, October 31, 2009

More idiots. Big idiots.

I'm not going to catch up on what I've been doing. If you know me, you know. If you don't, it's not important.
But here's what is important....
I find myself once again the only sparkling gem in a sea of inanity.
Perhaps you think me harsh. But here are some written instructions I was just given to pass on to a patient. If you can make any sense of it, feel free to enlighten me...
"Pls let patient aware of more moisture will contacts + more visitint. Fees is over and under are fine." Visitint isn't even a word! What does that even mean?! Fuck.
I said to the patient "Here are your contact lenses... um.. they go in your eyes... you know, as usual."
Not my fault if her eyes fall out.
Not my fault at all.


  1. hahaha!
    visitint means vision. as far as i can tell your letter should read: "Please make the patient aware that the more moisture used with the contacts, the better the vision will be (because we all know what dried up contacts feel like). Fuck the fee, let's have an under over party!"

  2. You're back!!! And already making me laugh!!! Awesome.